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October 24 2017

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do “welcome” mats count as inviting vampires into a home? does holding the door open? does it have to be verbal?

the story behind this is that my mom doesn’t believe in vampires but 6 years ago as a joke i told her that door mats that say “Welcome” would let vampires into our house and she hasn’t bought one since

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glee was a lot but i’ll be damned if i don’t acknowledge how great coach beast leaving her husband was


Rey: “I need someone to show me my place in all this.”

Kylo Ren:




at least i was never that dick who posted their final grades on facebook

October 23 2017

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Tank Girl (1995) Directed by Rachel Talalay



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♫ I was almost a toast but
Now I got the Holy Ghost

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Beetlejuice (1988) dir. Tim Burton


Mickey is short for Micholas



Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

It’s living in my house, Bilbo


the phrasing of “the stranger things kids FORCED netflix to let them swear” is so funny. like finn wolfhard came back fresh off of filming a rated r movie and held a gun to a netflix executive’s head so that he and his friends could say fuck

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movie meme: [10/20 movies]
↳Beetlejuice (1988) We’re dead. I don’t think we have very much to worry about anymore.”

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( that could be an understatement )


fat people aren’t being dramatic when we say we have to try harder to be seen with a fraction of the appeal of a thin person.
if a fat person wears a shirt one size too big because they like it baggy it’s “lazy” and “unkempt” and they’re “hiding their body” but if a skinny person wears a shirt one size too big it’s “a look” and “casual” and “effortless”.
you can argue against this all you want but you know it’s true. it’s not dramatic. it’s true.




difference between emperor penguin and king penguin is that a baby emperor penguin is a kind, gentle, benevolent creature, and a baby king penguin is the devil.


Me on two hours of sleep vs me on nine hours

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your acquaintance from highschool that is elbows deep in a pyramid scheme: #girlboss

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